My name is Shadow. I am, quite simply, invested in fictional media, mythological tricksters, a certain Machiavellian tyrant, and religion. 18 years old, thin, middle-class, white, Muslim, cishet girl. Privilege completely checked. And if you read all that and are still considering following me, you certainly won't find anything worse than you might already expect!
You should follow the Gabriel to my Dean instead, though. He's way cooler. (Previously youshouldseethespearmintrhino and deangabriel. Still technically the latter.)
Note that I queue my posts for 12am-2pm (GMT +8.00) but I no longer keep a queue tag so just because I'm posting doesn't mean I'm online.
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if you’ve ever wondered about how to bathe giant snakes, here is a 60kg baby having a bubble bath
:D
:D :D :D
WHEN SHE BOOPED ITS NOSE AND SAID “BACK IN THE TUB” AND IT JUST SORTA WENT “o ok *plop*” I LITERALLY SCREAMED “OH MY GOD” OUT LOUD AND HAD TO COVER MY MOUTH TO MUFFLE MY SUBSEQUENT FREAK OUT
LOOK AT THIS FRIGGIN
ADORABLE BABY
OH MY GOD
Oh god, snakes in bubble baths is my new favourite thing.
I can’t believe how relevant this is. I mean, wow. It’s like you’re psychic, Moony!
omg why do I not have a snake
why do I not have a snake to give bubble baths
Also, that is a GIANT FUCKING SNAKE
I DON’T KNOW WHETHER TO COO OVER THE CUTE OR SCREAM IN HORROR THAT SNAKE IS SO HUGE but its so adorable look at its widdle puppy eyes and how at the end it goes all ‘okay okay im gettin into the bath’ awww
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have you ever looked through your own blog and been like “damn this is some good shit”
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There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.
On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!
Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.
It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.
Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.
Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.
Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.
Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.
“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”
The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.
“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”
The meanings behind this is so profound. So true and so real. Things you do or say can’t be taken back, at least not completely. There will always be scars, physically or mentally or both. Parenting done right.
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when you scroll down the shoes are like a punch line to a joke you didnt even realize was being told
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For all of you that believe that vulgarity in music is only from contemporary times then just remember that mozart wrote a song called lick my ass
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'Watson.. what have you done?'
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no but women are so badass okay
because there will inevitably come a point in every woman’s life where she wakes up in a pool of her own blood and her reaction will be dammit now i have to do laundry
that is some suave superhero shit and you won’t ever be able to convince me otherwise
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By Lize Meddings [tumblr | facebook | shop]
Well even cats have the right to be given salaam.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/d2f8db4b9b84eeb577ff567499cea746/tumblr_mmjfqmM6zA1qgrc3qo1_500.jpg)
Well even cats have the right to be given salaam.
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15 amazing things in nature you won’t believe actually exist
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