My name is Shadow. I am, quite simply, invested in fictional media, mythological tricksters, a certain Machiavellian tyrant, and religion. I'm 18 years old, currently rebelling by being unemployed, and I plan to move back to my home country, Ireland, within the year to further my studies in theology. And if you read all that and are still considering following me, you certainly won't find anything worse than you might already expect! You should follow the Gabriel to my Dean instead, though. He's way cooler. (Previously youshouldseethespearmintrhino and deangabriel. Still technically the latter.)
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tumblr breaking down is the first seal to releasing lucifer and starting the apocalypse
Then comes Benedict Cumberbatch being rude.
And 50 Shades of Grey becoming required literature in school.
The next one is Tom Hiddleston looking ugly.
Circus Afro wins a Grammy.
An actual cannibal eating Shia LaBeouf.
Crocs becoming the only shoe sold in America.
Comic sans becomes the only font available.
Taco Bell closing down
Source: vulcanics
