If you are trying to escape god go by train

My name is Shadow. I am, quite simply, invested in fictional media, mythological tricksters, a certain Machiavellian tyrant, and religion. 18 years old, thin, middle-class, white, Muslim, cishet girl. Privilege completely checked. And if you read all that and are still considering following me, you certainly won't find anything worse than you might already expect!
You should follow the Gabriel to my Dean instead, though. He's way cooler. (Previously youshouldseethespearmintrhino and deangabriel. Still technically the latter.)
Note that I queue my posts for 12am-2pm (GMT +8.00) but I no longer keep a queue tag so just because I'm posting doesn't mean I'm online.